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    Does anyone here have an Uncle Derick?

    I once sniffed coke, but the ice cube got stuck up my nose.

    On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
    'Product will be hot after heating.'
    (...and you thought????...)
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    On a Sears hairdryer --
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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    On a bag of Fritos --
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
    Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special?)
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    On a bar of Dial soap --
    'Directions: Use like regular soap.'
    (and that would be???...)

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
    'Do not turn upside down.'
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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    On Sainsbury's peanuts --
    'Warning: contains nuts.'
    (talk about a news flash)
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    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
    this medication.'
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
    could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners --
    'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'
    (but, it's just a suggestion.)
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    On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
    (as opposed to what?)
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    On Nytol Sleep Aid --
    'Warning: May cause drowsiness..'
    (..I'm taking this because???.....)
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    On a Japanese food processor --
    'Not to be used for the other use.'
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this.)

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      Lol mkai xD

       
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      No I got a Endor Smoke Machine Rofl.

       
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      O_o? no lol why ?

       
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      Rawwwwwwr!!! ~ Its Jake :]

       
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      I GOT 5 BADGES TODAY! :D
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