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Chocolate is a girls best friend!

belong in Hollywood

Whats tiger without pooh

Whats patrick without spongebob
whats me without you (:

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IT MAKES ME FEEL DANGROUS

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Unlike Barbie My friends and I aren’t sold separately

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Can pardy harddy

Give me the CHOCLATE and no one gets HURT!

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I THOUGHT MY BOYFRIEND

WAS MY KNIGHT IN SHINNING ARMOUR...

BUT HE TURNED OUT TO BE

MY DORK IN ALUMINIUM FOIL!!!!!

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If kisses were raindrops,

I'd send you showers.

If hugs were minutes,

I'd send you hours.

If smiles were waves,

I'd send you the sea.

And if love was a person,

I'd send u me!!!!!

NINE THINGS I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?



2 People who are willing to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel
manually.



3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'.
What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it
is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?



5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser,
I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.



6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's aBobbarovement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. Life is the longest thing anyone
ever does!! What can you do that's longer
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, moron?

[1.] Everybody has blonde moments

[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the .T.V.

.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

[8.] As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

[9.] And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.

[10.] You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.

[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

If kisses were raindrops,

I'd send you showers.

If hugs were minutes,

I'd send you hours.

If smiles were waves,

I'd send you the sea.

And if love was a person,

I'd send u me!!!!!