ilikecheese95
Road Kill Dog!
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Why does the driver ALWAYS get to sit at the front? Surely the paying customer should get privelege choice of seats?
“I’m sorry; my eyes aren’t what they used to be.” Oh, what were they once? Ears?
When you’re eating something, someone asks “Is that nice?” No, quite frankly it’s revolting, I always eat the stuff I hate.
“I’m going to the toilet!” Thanks, that’s put a nice image in my head.
When you’re eating something, someone asks “Is that nice?” No, quite frankly it’s revolting, I always eat the stuff I hate.
“I’m going to the toilet!” Thanks, that’s put a nice image in my head.
When you’re watching a film and someone asks “Did you see that?” No sir, I didn’t, I pay money to go to the cinema, only to stare at the floor for a few hours.
“Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me much of a choice there aye sunshine?
“Life is short.” What?! Life is the longest thing any being ever does.
When you’re waiting for a bus: “Has the bus come yet?” Sure it has! That’s why I’m standing here, instead of travelling to my destination.
“Can I ask you a question?” Didn’t really give me much of a choice there aye sunshine?
“Life is short.” What?! Life is the longest thing any being ever does.
When you’re waiting for a bus: “Has the bus come yet?” Sure it has! That’s why I’m standing here, instead of travelling to my destination.
I walk into McDonalds and ask for a chicken burger, only to get a blank faced member of staff stare at me. I have to add Mc to everything I say, or they wont understand me. Quite frankly I’d like a McStraw to shove in your McEyes you McIdiot.
And finally, you’ve just been in an accident and someone says “Are you ok?” Yes sir, I’ll pick up my lost limbs and be off.
"Isn't it a lovely day?" Really? I'd never of guessed. Your very smart.
And finally, you’ve just been in an accident and someone says “Are you ok?” Yes sir, I’ll pick up my lost limbs and be off.
"Isn't it a lovely day?" Really? I'd never of guessed. Your very smart.
Conors Rant.
These are the things I hate:
People who point at their watch when asking for the time. I can find my wrist easily enough. Do you point at your crotch when you ask where the toilet is?
People willing to get up and search for the remote for hours instead of changing the channel manually.
When people say “It’s always in the last place you look.” Yeah pal, I’m not gonna keep looking for it after I’ve found it.
These are the things I hate:
People who point at their watch when asking for the time. I can find my wrist easily enough. Do you point at your crotch when you ask where the toilet is?
People willing to get up and search for the remote for hours instead of changing the channel manually.
When people say “It’s always in the last place you look.” Yeah pal, I’m not gonna keep looking for it after I’ve found it.
