dancesunderthemoon
Fliss: How you gonna kill Paris Hilton with a fish?
Me: run upto her with a fish and stab her with it.
Fliss: You Gonna Freeze It?
Me: erm no.
its gonna be a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
from asda.
Fliss: LMAO! ;']
Me: run upto her with a fish and stab her with it.
Fliss: You Gonna Freeze It?
Me: erm no.
its gonna be a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
that i fished
with a fish
from asda.
Fliss: LMAO! ;']
Tv Woman: Oh That Key, My Grandma Gave Me That One On Her Death Bed, She Wanted To Give Me Something, So I Picked Up That Key And Told Her I Wanted It More Than Anything In The World...
Me Butting In: Ofcourse I Was Lying, I Actually Wanted All Her Money And Land
Lol Indian In The Cupboard, Amazing Film!
Me Butting In: Ofcourse I Was Lying, I Actually Wanted All Her Money And Land
Lol Indian In The Cupboard, Amazing Film!
Natty!!!
I Love You And Your Llamas<3 Your Bow Turns Me On Too <3 You Get A Sticky Cause You Mean Alot To Me, You Make Sure Im Never Bored And Your Honesty About Me Makes Me Lol =']
I Love You And Your Llamas<3 Your Bow Turns Me On Too <3 You Get A Sticky Cause You Mean Alot To Me, You Make Sure Im Never Bored And Your Honesty About Me Makes Me Lol =']
Chloe: Courtney, There's A Mini Spider On Your Hand.
Me: Huh?
Chloe: Mini Spider, Your Hand.
Me: Oh Right Where?
Chloe: Your Hand -.-'
Me: Oh Right Yeah. Ow.
Class ''D
Me: Huh?
Chloe: Mini Spider, Your Hand.
Me: Oh Right Where?
Chloe: Your Hand -.-'
Me: Oh Right Yeah. Ow.
Class ''D
True Fact.
Am One Of The Uglyest People Will Ever Meet,
Even See For Yourself.
Im On Bobbafaces =']
I Will Not Be Responsible For, Broken Screens, Heart Attacks Or Any Therapy Needed. Please Click At Your Own Risk, Please Wear Safety Goggles, Rubber Gloves And Long Sleeves, Please Remember This Picture Is Not For Children Under The Age Of 82, Or OAPs Over The Age Of 5. Thank You. oxo
Am One Of The Uglyest People Will Ever Meet,
Even See For Yourself.
Im On Bobbafaces =']
I Will Not Be Responsible For, Broken Screens, Heart Attacks Or Any Therapy Needed. Please Click At Your Own Risk, Please Wear Safety Goggles, Rubber Gloves And Long Sleeves, Please Remember This Picture Is Not For Children Under The Age Of 82, Or OAPs Over The Age Of 5. Thank You. oxo
Me: Omg Right, I Was Stood At The Top, Petrified Out Of My Life, The Water Was Going Faster And Faster, I Could Barely Look, Paralyzed With Fear I Tried To Grab Onto Something But I Slipped And Fell Into The Speeding Currents Being Whipped Around As I Was Battered And Bruised...
Paige: Omfg Courtney, Where Were You?
Me: Butlins Water Slide....
Paige: Omfg Courtney, Where Were You?
Me: Butlins Water Slide....
Imagine me on a catwalk? its like... the ultimate fail. everyone would be throwing up and id fall off the stage and people would sue me for suffocating their children. and everyone would go home with poisoning and after a year or two of severe suffering, they'd all die a long and gruesome death, and id be handicap cause someone broke my legs with a baseball bat so i couldnt go on catwalk again, and id be mentally retarded from being shot at.
Perv: Where You From?
Me: Wales Fk Off.
Perv: Whats Your Name?
Me Courtney Fk Off.
Perv: How Old Are You?
Me: 13 Fk Off.
Perv: What State You From?
Me: My Bedroom :D
Me: Wales Fk Off.
Perv: Whats Your Name?
Me Courtney Fk Off.
Perv: How Old Are You?
Me: 13 Fk Off.
Perv: What State You From?
Me: My Bedroom :D
1 I need to tell you a secret look at 5
2 Sorry! Look at 9.
3 POKE ;3
4 You must be really mad.. Look at 7
5 But First Look at 8.
6 Dont be gettin all annoyed look at 4
7 I promise for the secret look at 10
8 Its a HUGE secret.. Look at 2
9 Be patient now.. look at 6
10 Sorry again! Look at 3
2 Sorry! Look at 9.
3 POKE ;3
4 You must be really mad.. Look at 7
5 But First Look at 8.
6 Dont be gettin all annoyed look at 4
7 I promise for the secret look at 10
8 Its a HUGE secret.. Look at 2
9 Be patient now.. look at 6
10 Sorry again! Look at 3
Dais!!!
I Got Cramp In My Finger Again. And No Noodles To Dip It In ;[ Ive Known You Like 3 Weeks :L But It Feels Like I've Known You As Long As I Have Char, Your My Vaiiirrrr Sxc OAP P!mp B!tch. Ilysfm2<3
I Got Cramp In My Finger Again. And No Noodles To Dip It In ;[ Ive Known You Like 3 Weeks :L But It Feels Like I've Known You As Long As I Have Char, Your My Vaiiirrrr Sxc OAP P!mp B!tch. Ilysfm2<3
My Pokemon Brings All The Nerds To The Yard
And There Like "You Wanna Trade Cards?"
Damn Right I Wanna Trade Cards,
Ill Trade You Pikachu For Electric Charge.
LMAO! =']
And There Like "You Wanna Trade Cards?"
Damn Right I Wanna Trade Cards,
Ill Trade You Pikachu For Electric Charge.
LMAO! =']
Charlotte.
My Big Sister, My Friend, My B!tch, My Lover, My Mother, My Daughter, My Partner In Crime, The One Who Drives Me Insane, Reason 4am Is Lame. =] Ilysfm<3 Your Just Amazing<3
My Big Sister, My Friend, My B!tch, My Lover, My Mother, My Daughter, My Partner In Crime, The One Who Drives Me Insane, Reason 4am Is Lame. =] Ilysfm<3 Your Just Amazing<3
Twas A Feffing Day In Feffingville The Feffers Were Getting Ready For The Grand Feffing Ball. Adz And Courtneys New Town Of Feff Was Fefflicious, Just Like The Apple She Dropped On Her Laptop Because She Was A Stupid Feffer. Feffers Lived In Feffing Houses, Feffng Houses Were Feffing Small But Feffing Big Enough For At Least 7 Feffers. Feffers Feffing Life Was Feffing Feffingful. Feffing Feffilicious. They Spent It Feffing Mostly But It Was Feffing Fabulous. In Memory Of My Birthday :D thanks x
Me: :o Im Going Cinema Friday :o
Saff: :D -talks bout summit i didnt listen to...
Me: Im Goin With A 7 Year Old Though =[
Saff: What You Going To Watch?
Me: Something Where The Worst Swear Word Is Bum.
Saff: Lmao ;']
Was Actually Laughing Like Fk :']
Saff: :D -talks bout summit i didnt listen to...
Me: Im Goin With A 7 Year Old Though =[
Saff: What You Going To Watch?
Me: Something Where The Worst Swear Word Is Bum.
Saff: Lmao ;']
Was Actually Laughing Like Fk :']
Gary!!!
You Get My Last Stickie Cause I Love You, You Make Me Lmao When We Welcome Eachother Back Cause You Always Get Pwned, And Rhapin Eachother In Dusty Lounge Was Pure Clarrrssssss ;D
You Get My Last Stickie Cause I Love You, You Make Me Lmao When We Welcome Eachother Back Cause You Always Get Pwned, And Rhapin Eachother In Dusty Lounge Was Pure Clarrrssssss ;D
Jen My Moose :) Love You Muchly :)
Whats This Female Necessity To Cover Everything In Cushions? Sofas Are There For Sitting So They Fill Sofa To The Edge..? And God, You Dont Wanna Go Down The Path Of Messing Them Up Or Moving Them An Inch. Not Something You Want To Do. Why Do Grandmothers Have Cushions In Their Cars? Add Some Knitting Needles And Baking Equipment And There Set For Life? Strange Women...?
Chloe: How Much Water?
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe: How Much Is That?
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe How Much Is That?
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe: Courtney, Im 7 I Dont Know How Much That Is, Help Me Out A Bit Here, How Much Water?
Me: Half A Pint.
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe: How Much Is That?
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe How Much Is That?
Me: Half A Pint.
Chloe: Courtney, Im 7 I Dont Know How Much That Is, Help Me Out A Bit Here, How Much Water?
Me: Half A Pint.
Dude: Courtney. You Fail You Need To Go Kill Yourself.
Moi: I Kill Myself Everyday ;D
Dude: Really? Hows That Working Out?
Moi: Not Great, But I Think Im Gettin' Better
LOL! ='] Great Night =']
Moi: I Kill Myself Everyday ;D
Dude: Really? Hows That Working Out?
Moi: Not Great, But I Think Im Gettin' Better
LOL! ='] Great Night =']
Me: I need to get my mom drunk so i can talk to her.
Jen: Drug her?
Me: Ill drug her wif chew multi vitamins. >:D
Jen: Lmao ;D
Me: She'll be out cold >=]
Jen: She'd Kill You If You Drugged Her :L
Me: Wif A Blow Up Hammer =]
Jen: Drug her?
Me: Ill drug her wif chew multi vitamins. >:D
Jen: Lmao ;D
Me: She'll be out cold >=]
Jen: She'd Kill You If You Drugged Her :L
Me: Wif A Blow Up Hammer =]
Randomer: I Just Wet Myself Reading Your Page! :L:L
Me: What You Want Conpensation For Your Pants? Fk Off.
I Really Dont Get Why My Page Makes People Laugh, Its Just My Life? You Laughing At My Life? Get Off My Page Skag!
Me: What You Want Conpensation For Your Pants? Fk Off.
I Really Dont Get Why My Page Makes People Laugh, Its Just My Life? You Laughing At My Life? Get Off My Page Skag!
