PiratePeyton
I have this crazy obsession with pirates.
They are the coolest things in the whole wide world.
I wish I could wear an eye patch and swing my sword at people.
But they might think I’m crazy and send me to a mental facility.
I never do homework, I just copy off nerds.
I hate teachers, and for some reason they hate me too.
I have this best friend ever.
Her name is Jess.
We are both kind of random, obviously me more than her.
MY GUESTBOOK (700)
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700 yay.
Bye.29-Nov-2009 03:41:30 -
&& yes, I did sing the song when typing that out.
29-Nov-2009 03:41:16 -
And some bologna?
:)29-Nov-2009 03:41:00 -
&& I'm hungry.
I really want a hot pocket.29-Nov-2009 03:40:34 -
Nothing good is on tv.
29-Nov-2009 03:40:24 -
My home is your home away from home.
:) haahah.29-Nov-2009 03:40:03 -
haha. I could totally see you doing both of those. Remember Jump Start 3rd Grade?
Jump Jump Jump Start 3rd Grade.
Bon Voyage Botlee.29-Nov-2009 03:35:40 -
Moviessssssssss.
28-Nov-2009 23:37:08 -
Today, I was in Walmart when I heard a very frustrated girl few clothes racks over say into her phone, "I have to be a pirate by nine o'clock!!" I envy her. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:36:26 -
Today, my school had a talent show. A girl had just finished singing the last line of her song which was "I don't know why I didn't come". The 90 year old lady behind me then says "That's what she said". I could not stop laughing. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:36:10 -
Today I got really paranoid on a multiple choice test because the first answers spelled out ACDC twice and then it did a guitar hero pattern of an ACDC song then I read the question which said if you noticed anything on the test write it here I wrote what I noticed and got 5 point extra credit. Guitar hero really payed off MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:35:43 -
A couple days ago, I was texting my dad (after I had just run a race) about how cold wet and muddy I was. He told me that he was at the store and asked if he could get me anything. I said sarcastically "Yeah daddy, buy me a pony." I came home to find a 3 foot tall stuffed pony sitting on my bed. It holds up to 140 pounds and makes galloping noises. Go dad. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:21:07 -
Recently, my boyfriend and I were hanging out by our cars, and it was cold out and when you breathed out you could see your breath. I was saying that when I was little I would breath out and pretend I was smoking, because I thought it was cool. He said he always pretended he was a dragon breathing fire. He's a keeper. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:19:31 -
Today, I was late to work because I was playing Farmville. When I got there, my boss asked me why I was late so I told her. She then gave me this surprised look, and yelled "oh crap! my strawberries are going to rot!" And ran back to her office. I got her neighbor request this afternoon. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:14:36 -
i like the side walk chalk one.
i want side walk chalk now.
i bet we have some somewhere.
i must investigate. =]28-Nov-2009 23:14:15 -
Today I opened a pack of Sour Patch Kids. They were all orange. I hate the orange ones. So I ate them like I was a viscious dinosaur, making rawring noises and everything. They tasted better after that. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:14:02 -
rawrr!
28-Nov-2009 23:13:50 -
Today, I texted myself an address so I wouldn't have to carry around a piece of paper. A minute later I got a text and got really excited, only to discover it was the text I had just sent myself. MLIA.
28-Nov-2009 23:12:57 -
Today, I was on my laptop when my dad took it from me and started to search for something. As I was protesting he gave me back the computer which now had a picture of a Volkswagen Beetle in the internet browser. He then hit me in the arm yelling punch buggy and ran away. It's on old man. MLIA
28-Nov-2009 23:09:23 -
Today, I was having some friends over to my house, including one who didn't know where I lived. The rest of us decided we would help her out by using sidewalk chalk to mark the way with arrows and placing a big X on my driveway. It worked. MLIA.
28-Nov-2009 23:07:25
