Leeshur
I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
A mother gave birth to a baby, and the doctors and nurses were all in a panic because the baby was severely deformed. The mother had no idea what was going on, and when she asked, the doctor said that the baby was so deformed that they wouldn't let her see the kid.
The mother just cradled her new baby eyeball, wrapped in a blanket, and was looking at it, and she said, "What could possibly be worse than this?"
The doctor replied: "It's blind."
The doctor replied: "It's blind."
Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors!
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions..
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs!
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her..
Yo Mama's so fat she cant jump to conclusions..
Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs!
Yo Mama's so fat her genes dont fit her..
I went to a synchronized swimming show last week, they were all copying eachother, it was fantastic.
Then one of them drowned and it kind of went downhill after that.
Then one of them drowned and it kind of went downhill after that.
The mother said, "Look, I don't care how deformed it is. I can handle it. All I want is to see my baby." The doctor agreed, but told her of the deformity: the baby was nothing more than one huge eyeball. The mother understood, so the doctor handed the baby/eyeball to her.
My mate put a thousand pounds on a horse. The horse collapsed.
I was in the pub last night and I took advantage of a young girl.
When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair.
When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair.
Leeshur
Created on:
15-Nov-2006
feels like im wearing nothing atall
