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    Coz the hardest part of this is leaving you (8)

    When she walks the wind blows and the angels sing, but she'll never notice me (8)

    If you run away, you won't stay that's so cool, Is it like you wanted it to, are you scared? sing, take it away, take it away, it's so easy to say, so easy to say when you know everything (8)

    Matt and Chloe's never ending convo
    Chloe: My mum works at Sainsbury's
    Matt: Who's mom was it that was a cleaner?
    Chloe: Not mine, obv, she works at Sainsbury's.
    Matt: Really? My mom used to work at Sainsbury's.
    Chloe: Did she?
    Matt: Yes.
    Chloe: We have so much in common
    Matt: We do

    + over and over and over and over again :)

    Another of Chloe and Matt's Stories

    Carrots feel windows that make eggs smelling of raw legs of matt's car. LOL is a chocolate
    bar made of skin making love hardcore in hotub's because they eat toes. Tomorrow bras will
    suck cocks with big manthongs pink. Pédofiles smell children's toys which crave milk from
    hair on nits. X-rays are monumentally rashening on tables and dinnerladies. ardines feel
    tomatos strongly after school is gay like You.

    "Its hard to watch
    people change right in front of you;
    but the hardest part is remembering
    who they used to be."

    Roses like to dance funky cheese slices feeling up nans arse's ham rolls eating sausages lightly peeing on brb. Shampoo tastes yummy
    with ketchup and ribena.

    i love you Kirsty x]

    Can you hear me?
    Are you near me?
    Can we pretend to leave and then
    We'll meet again
    When both our cars collide?

    What's the worst that I can say?
    Things are better if I say
    So long and goodnight
    So long and not goodnight
    And if you carry on this way
    Things are better if I stay
    So long and goodnight
    So long not goodnight

    Came a time
    When every star fall brought you to tears again
    We are the very hurt you sold
    And what's the worst you take
    from every heart you break
    And like the blade you stain
    Well I've been holding on tonight

    What's the worst that I can say?
    Things are better if I say
    So long and goodnight
    So long and goodnight
    And if you carry on this way
    Things are better if I stay
    So long and goodnight
    So long not goodnight

    Nikki and Matts story.

    Once upon a month ago Matt Went shopping with Nikki and they sat on a pigeon . It exploded and matt said “ EWW” and nikki said “ Ha-ha” and then they rolled down a stair case. BUMP! Nikki Needed the hospital So Matt went with Mr bean to eat matt’s Chicken. Mr bean doesn’t like chicken so he tried Matt Dismembered sheep , But nikki gave matt some skittles which smelled funny because Mr bean fell on nikki’s skittles which were mouldy.

    Chloe ♥

    CloHeeCakes :D
    I've known you years and you always make me laugh, Halloween '08 was so classic, Im you're ''Mummy Matt'' In tescos ROFL,
    I remember how we met aswell, in a club with Lucie and Sam. The good old days,
    We've always been best mates and we've never ever argued, We always have a laugh and we're gonna go camping (Y)
    You always cheer me up when i'm down.
    Never ever change, you're perfect as you are,
    BMA.

    who peed
    lightly on legs becoz marackas which feel Bobbay with Matt's Bobbay body like Bobbay eggs. After 12pm it ticks like pillows full with snails sucking bird poo becoz
    Annie likes wallpapering floors and ceilings like maths teachers stink. P.E is gay not like Chloe, becoz she is lovely like roses eating raw potatoes on
    Saturday which smelled bruises on eyes

    “Yuck” exclaimed Nikki . As matt shoved skittles down Mr beans plug hole. Mr Bean said “oi” And chased Nikki Down the muddy lane. Matt Ran after his best shoes which don’t smell because matt cleaned the with a yeti .the yeti didn’t smell like poop. But mr bean doesn’t like soup so Natasha bedding field killed matt and nikki killed matt again because he came close to eating cheese that turned mouldy

    The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

    Hannn

    Aha, you're one amazing girl,
    you always make me laugh with our little rhyms.
    Hanner Spanner is a Tranner and carries a Hammer and says Oh Bammer
    and God eats Holy Cod and enjoys it with his big Fod whilst sitting on a Pod with his sexy Bod.
    Ah, we're so cool.
    We used to be Best mates then kinda didnt talk, but now wo do.
    BestMates Iluxx

    Nikki ♥

    Hehe, you're my Batman and i'm you're bumfluff haha,
    you always make me laugh and cheer me up when i'm down,
    ND IVE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WS GONNA WRITE.
    S'al you're fault nikki,
    AHA, i remember,

    You own half my hair :)

    love you :)

    One day Nigel chewed Chloe's carrot becoz Matt said he wanted many chairs called Gerald. Bread is purple and lights smell like computers which ate Annie's
    hair becoz cheese feel fish that smells meat sum41!!! Bin Laden ran a mountain containing nuts looking like Matt's aunts husbands newphews hotub.
    The market was closed becoz Chloe and Matt ate Annie's dog avec mes copains. Zac Efron is tranBobbaual with his boyfriend called Tony Robinson

    Cloggles -Chloe's been my bestmate all the 7 months i've been on here and i love her to pieces - I'll never ever forget you,
    Karen,x -Karen, you've always been there for me through thick and thin and we've been out loads, I'm gonna miss you and i love you,
    :kirst,xo - Kirsty, we've had great times and loads of memories i won't forget, You always make me laugh and you've always been there for me, iloveyou'

    Chloe and Matt's story

    Kirsty ♥

    You gotta love Kirsty,
    we've had our ups and downs but we always get through them,
    Lol, she always makes me laugh and moans if i send too many invites,
    We've had good times, Like when that norm was in my room and you said it was your room and was gonna make me pay for her standing at the door, LOL so funny.
    You always cher me up and i kidnapp you when you walk home,
    Never Change
    BestMates

    and i saw God cry in the reflection of my enemies (8)

    i will paint my words of love with your name on every wall (8)

    My Chemcial Romance - Helena
    Long ago
    Just like the hearse you died to get in again
    We are so far from you

    Burning on just like a match you strike to incinerate
    The lives of everyone you know
    And what's the worst you take
    from every heart you break
    And like the blade you stain
    Well I've been holding on tonight

    What's the worst that I can say?
    Things are better if I say
    So long and goodnight
    So long not goodnight

    Live right now,
    and just be yourself,
    it doesn't matter if it's good enough
    for someone else.

    Karen ♥

    Where to start?
    Ive known you ages, like since i started habbo. You know how to make me laugh and you always do. We have our random little jokes and we remember life on our old accounts together, good times good times
    We've had bad times but we always make it through in the end,
    You're an amazing person and i never want to lose you, you mean so much to me,
    LoveYou
    Best Mates no matter what

    My twin = Hayley :)

    BobbaX is a sensation caused by a temptation when a guy sticks his location up a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

    Other people i'm gonna miss loads:

    ,Hannn You are amazing, iloveyou, and stop changing accounts!
    ..fish.feet.-Matt My boyfriend for life:P
    .Raaawr. -Rach, You're amazing
    Lsh. -LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    .:lil-nixy:. -Nikki, you've always been there fo me
    ..Tash,x-Tash, you always make me laugh
    BAMitsLUCIE. -Lucie, i'v know you you years, ily
    LOL..itsMoii -Lisha/Doopey, iloveyou'x
    ZoomzI -Annie, you're amazing

    Kirsty.♥♥

    i like love you so much,
    you always make me laugh with the random things you say and you always cheer me up when i'm down,
    i don't know what would have happened if i never met you, but i'm so glad i did.
    We have our little song thing can't read my pokehisface coz we're cool.
    I love you so so much and i never ever want to lose you. You are so amazing and you mean so much to me.

    iloveyou'♥

    because nikki sat on a packet of cheese and onion lamb kebabs but matt laughed because he shat on mr beans pet “woof” meowed mr beans cow . Nikki Went with Haley Williams to see Matts aunt unt paul because she was terminally mental so he was taken to a mental institution for a criminally Maths .
    The End :)

    Who is Jack Schitt?

    The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
    Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

    Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.hey had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children:

    Yeah. I'm leaving. I shall explain.
    On monday 4th May, my beautiful girlfriend in RL gave birth to my baby who we named Pheobe, shes so cute so im partly leaving to help look after her. Also, i have GCSE's starting next week so i have to revise and shizzle so i can be a Crime Scene Investigator when i'm older :).
    I've been on habbo for around 7 months now so it's time i left anyway. I have great friends on here that i'll never forget and i've had great times.

    A magical tractor drove down the lane and turned into a field.

    Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
    Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
    After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
    Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Bobbat Sherlock.

    Kerstin ♥

    So much i could say about you,
    you always make me laugh and we live in cardboard boxes in the middle of a field, and bird shatted on yours so you live in mine. LOL we painted them lime green.
    You make me laugh with your randomness and when you're bored you go ''do be doo'' which makes me smile LOL.
    Dont ever change,
    Love you x

    kirsttyyyxo -Kirsty, i love you so much, you always make me laugh and you'reone amazing person, i'm gonna miss you.
    x--Kt-Lou--x-Kath, you always talk to me and you're cool coz you dance in the kitchen when randomers walk past. you always make me laugh and i likem to laugh at you (: loveyou,
    Luucciiieee -Lucy, you're great and we laugh loads together, you're amazing and iloveyou, im gonna miss you.

    Make way for Matty, Matty!

    I am not what you are, flawless in every way (8)

    Gemma ♥

    Known you ages,
    we were like best mates and then you left D:
    but you came back :) which is good.
    I can tell you anything and you always make me laugh.
    Pretending we're best mates in RL.
    that was funny :L

    Love youu x

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

    Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
    The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.

    About me.

    Well, my name is Matthew James Trosker, my birthday is the 26th July and atm i'm 15. I live in hampshire, in the south of England and i'm in year 11 at school (:
    My friends mean alot to me so don't diss them. They're always there to cheer me up when i'm down and they always make me laugh. tbh i couldn't live without them.
    I like to have a laugh and im pretty random so don't be too scared of me, im not scary (:

    and everyone i know, has faked it from the word Go and i need to know why
    That everyone i love has been swimming with the sharks, and i dont know why (8)

    This is a love song in my own way, happily ever after below the waist (8)

    We say we have our bestfriends, yet we stab them in the back (8)

    I like random adds so don't be afraid to add me. Randomly sign my GB and i'll sign yours back.
    I'm on bobbafaces, you can look at my ugly face if you want but be warned, you may get night mares. :)

    Nikki owns half my hair,
    I'm moving to America with Lisha
    Mine and Karens song is MCR - Teenagers
    I kidnapp Kirsty as she walks home
    I'm going camping with Chloe on saturday
    And Annie is my FOB buddy.
    I live in a lime green box with Kerstin
    Add me (:

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    • :HoldBabex

      Random sign xD

       
    • .CH3RRY.LiiPS

      Hey again :)
      Sorry but i dont have msm.
      ;o is your sister ok?
      Yeahh, you better come on :>
      Have you made a new acc again? :L
      Urmm, Bowlinq, swimminq, KFC :P, slept round my mates, shoppinq and probz goin to see the new harry potter film today(:
      So its all good ty.
      you going away on holiday?
      lyy(:
      xxx

       
    • .CH3RRY.LiiPS

      Heyya(:
      I was startinq to wonder when ill hear from you(:
      Well, i usually come on every day for a bit.
      Either in the morning on afternoon.
      So how are you thouqh?
      Been doin much today or in the holiday?
      Write back ;D
      Lyy<3 xxxx

       
    • .CH3RRY.LiiPS

      Heyaa
      I havent been on for agess
      How are you?
      U still come on??

       
    • Luucciiieee

      Ma ma ma mathewKINS (8)

      Helloooo.
      I know your not on this account anymore but GODtbh's gb seemed kinda lonesome,so I thought I'd sign.

      Its well hot and some yappy dog is pissing me off. And the kid bouncing his Bobbaing ball.

      Im gonna stop writing now so I can go attack that kid.

      LOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,

      Lucy x

       
    • UniCom

      y did u delete me ;o

       
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      alreeettt?x

       
    • Bax,,

      NICE PAGEE<3
      WOW, YOUR ADDICTED TO STICKIES I CAN SEE :L

      KELS X

       
    • RAiNBOWi

      annie's friend?

       
    • RAiNBOWi


      i remeber you!
      nice page :)
      sign back?

       
    • UniCom

      r.

       
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      r ;]

       
    • Cloggles

      :O

      i always sign yours.
      i think..

      well, hi

      LOL

       
    • :kirst,xo

      matt
      smells.
      (:

       
    • UniCom

      True friend of unicom?
      join this group. thanks x

      UniCom's friends.

       
    • abmw

      Hey.
      Nice Page (Y)

      Random Sign.

       
    • UniCom

      u r

       
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    • xo,hannahh

      yes u are.
      im soz mate..
      LMFAOO
      (Y)

       
    • UniCom

      ur gay