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(which was still made of lasers, if you're keeping count) a STEAM ENGINE burst out of his chest and ran over like 6 people and then the whole building fell down and this kid saw and went to take a picture on his phone but when he pressed the button the phone shot a bowling ball in his face and both his legs came off and started running around the town square kicking people in the shins and screaming.
It was awful.
It was awful.
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Zoe <3
You are an amazing girl, and never let anyone tell you otherwise. You've taught me so much, and every night we spend together is amazing. I feel so lucky to have you as a friend, you always know how to cheer me up when I'm down! We've shared so many moments and so many memories, and I wouldn't change any of them for the world.
Sorry, but I'mma have to love you to bits forever.
We're awesome. ;)
You are an amazing girl, and never let anyone tell you otherwise. You've taught me so much, and every night we spend together is amazing. I feel so lucky to have you as a friend, you always know how to cheer me up when I'm down! We've shared so many moments and so many memories, and I wouldn't change any of them for the world.
Sorry, but I'mma have to love you to bits forever.
We're awesome. ;)
And you know what happened next?
The WHOLE FLOOR turned to LASERS and this angry great STEAMING ROBOT steamed up out of nowhere, and he had a knife for a mouth and a meat processing plant for a butt and everywhere he looked he fired pirates out of his eyes, and all the people in the office started screaming and a few mutated and this one guy just dropped the clipboard he was holding and grew ten extra heads right there and ate his girlfriend JUST FOR FUN and the editor ran in but as soon as he stepped on the floor












































