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Mr Reem: "Thanks Ian! Today's closing headlines. Hotel Manager Lost_Witness..." will be doing The Full Monty in Leicester Square in order to publicize the new and improved Toilet Seat, which he has invented recently.
Mr Reem: "Thanks Ian! Today's closing headlines. Hotel Manager Lost_Witness..." is locked in a lift and is actually eating his own sunglasses as we speak. More on this, when we get it.
Mr Reem: Thanks Ian, Todays closing headlines. Hotel manager Lost_Witness... Has just been voted the best manager ever and will be having a private celebration party with all people in his friends list more at 10:00 thank you and goodnight!
Oo. I bet one of the habbo staff's surname is Phish, and I bet another is Reem.
LOL probably, maybe the office just has a cactus and a chair in it, and a fish tank, and they name all the staff after the fish in it. Helkat died cause they gave her bacon by accident (THE FISH INCASE ANY WEIRDO QUOTES THIS ND GOES: OML NOOB) so they had to make up a lie saying she'd left on a pixel plane ;O maybe uk are cheapskatessssssssssss
maybe habbos just controlled by some guy called alan
Hotel Manager Lost_Witness... Earlier Today fell off of the top of the hotel and landed on a car bonnet outside. Lost_Witness blamed Sulake for the improper use of the barriers as Finnish work Mods were bouncing are on them. Lost_Witness sued Sulake for 3.2 Million Credits and won his law suit.
HOTEL MANAGER LOST_WITNESS HAS A A SERVIRE RASH ON HIS FORE HEAD SO HE RUSHED TO CLUB TROPICA FOR SOME MEDICATION BECAUSE THE MEDICATION WAS VERY EXPENSIVE HE DIED OF PIXELVITUS!!!
Mr Reem: "Thanks Ian! Today's closing headlines. Hotel Manager Lost_Witness..." Has Just Tripped Over and has Lost his keys to the hotel, which means habbos in the hotel are now Doomed!
Last edited: 17-May-2008 (22:10) Mr Reem: "Thanks Ian! Today's closing headlines. Hotel Manager Lost_Witness..." Has unveiled a monument of an otter in the habbo lido, it is estimated that by the end of this week 99,999 pigeons will have pooped on the statue. HNN, the number one pixelated news network.
Mr Reem: "Thanks Ian! Today's closing headlines. Hotel Manager Lost_Witness... has decided to make .:lukeBobba:. the greatest! Bestest Looking! and the most attractive and has given him a Shakespeare badge. On other news a 90 year old Habbo got a grass cut the Petal patches that have been released into the hotel for a limited time only! Is this why they can never be sold again?
