Hey, do you have the latest copy of the New Yorker Magazine?
Please don't kill me.
Oh my God they blew up the building. I was not expecting that, even though this is only the first hour of the crisis.
My job made me lose everything and everyone I ever loved.
I should get a raise.
I should get a raise.
My brother's a terrorist, my dad's a terrorist, my girlfriend was a terrorist... And my new girlfriends brain has been destroyed by the Chinese.
In hindsight, that job at McDonalds was a much better option.
In hindsight, that job at McDonalds was a much better option.
I'm sorry, I am so sorry...
But I am going to have to torture you, shoot your family and blow up this building to stop the terrorists!
But I am going to have to torture you, shoot your family and blow up this building to stop the terrorists!
What do you mean I need to pay for all the damage I done today?
I am only on a basic salary.
I am only on a basic salary.

