Right, I'm in science and randomly said to my mate - "it would really suck if my dad turned gay." She gave me a shifty look, turns out the guy sitting next to me has a gay dad..! OUCH! FMSL (F my science lessons.) D:
found a list with my name on it and thought i was going to sky's halloween party. turns out it was the list of people that she's definatley NOT inviting. FML.
Josh can i get admin on this acct rather then tainted pleaseee :)
Lol that made me laugh haha !!!
There was this one day, i was going out with some mates.. having all fun and stuff. End of the day when we wanted to get a drink in a bar, when we were heading to it.. THIS UFO CAME we were all like Bobba? ARE YOU SERIOUS,, then we asked them for a ride to the bar and they said something what meant yes, then i remember waking up infront of my door.. FML for not remembering what happend in the UFOship :(
so my parent have gone on hols for 2 week and there bak thurs but there aint enought food in and i have no money so i have to shop lift from tesco LOL
Nowa Days im trying to make the goberment find me new parents. im 17 years old,my name is George,i live in USA Florida and this is my FML Story.
1 month ago i was having a drink with my friends. I was having like the best day,i had my best mates and my gf with me,then my father comes home drunk... he gave me a speech about how i shouldn't drink and all i said was ''im old enough to take care of myself,u should take care of yourself and stop worrying about me. Then he took his .40,took all the bullets out,came out of his room and threw it at my head. i was embarrased infront of all my friends and my Head was bleeding.To Be Continued
Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML
mel with a beer in her hand... I'd pay to see that
Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
im pretty sure you were wet BEFORE it started raining
