Should bring back fifa like.
one day I walked in to a bar he sat next to a man he fell off his stool!so i helped him back on he said thank u i said no problem mate he fell off his stool again he got a taxi to this pub and he couldnt get home so i walked him to my car he kept n fallin over again he was drunk i drove him back to his appartment and hes wife opened the door she says "wheres his wheelchair." haha
ha ha joe uve been sayin that ever since u knew it
what's pink and turn's red in a flick of a switch a baby in a blander LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 peanuts walk into a bar, 1 was assaulted XD
im the best football player on my street
3 Penguins walk into a bar,
The barman says to the first one.
whats your name?
he replies
Tom.
what have you been up to then tom. ive been in an out of puddles all day, he asks the second. whats your name
He rplies Bobba What have you been up to?
ive been in an out of puddles all day
he asks the third. you must be harry?
she replies.
no. im puddles.
:)
WHY THERE NO LOO ROLL AT KFC...
COZ IT FINGER LICKING GOOD
hi com 2 me my room is $FBI$ com 4 free 20 c
Make more fifa stands guys :(
Fifa Tricks - By Flip-D
#1 - Timing:
To time your opponent, you need to concentrate. If you have speed, you can go through a space when they are in a dangerous position. Timing is one of the best ways of scoring.
#2 - Teamwork:
You and your partners team work can be 99% good but you need to make sure that you don't make any silly mistake. Also, when your partner tells you to trust them, trust them and play dirty!
Aqza has made his return to Fifa. :)
Man Walks In to a Bar and orders 12 Vodkas..
He drinks them like there no tommorow. The Bartender says What the celebration. Man say, Just had my first Blow-Job.
Bartender goes congrats have another on me.. Man says Nah thanks If 12 dosent get rid of the taste i dont think 13 will.. Lol
iam real lisbon top score braaap any of u dikeds want a match wid top team around den search my name or s,kalou for a match f.r us init or go our stadium search s,kalou for stadium cuzz
Nathany the one arm bandit
yourmums susseculll at her job: being a scarecrow yourmums so fat god coudlint even lift her spirts urmums so dubm shel ocked herself in the toliet and pisssed herself urmums lips so big even bill gates coulditn pay for her liprosuction urmum so ugly people dress up as her for halloween
a fat man says
"hey im fat and your skinny"
LMFAOLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLO
bilz_k0
(zero at end)
add me on ps3 and try beating me @ fifa
Whats The Difference between a C.0ckeril and a Prossie.
A Cockeril says C.0ck-A-Doodle-Doo and A Prossie goes Any-C.0ck-will-do
