Still in the showers, We think he's trying to drown himself.
My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
All right, the sweetshop's rather good, and Zonko's Joke Shop's frankly dangerous, and yes, the Shrieking Shack is always worth a visit, but really, Harry, apart from that, you're not missing anything.
Good point. Oi, Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?
Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.
Professor Dumbledore - yesterday, when I was having my Divination exam, Professor Trelawney went very - very strange.
Er - stranger than usual, you mean?
Er - stranger than usual, you mean?
I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted.
What were you going to do, snore at them?
What were you going to do, snore at them?
You've got dirt on your nose by the way
Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through...
I let you sleep in my bed!
Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet
When in doubt, go to the library.
when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...
We've been working like house-elves here!
Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?
Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!
Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!
Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy.
I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight.
I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff.
Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!
And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them- for Humongous Bighead,
Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-
A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers - That sounds fascinating.
The nargles stole my shoes
hey wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.
Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or
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Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter, together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.
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