The Peasants' Secret Banquet

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The Banquet - Issue Three
30-Oct-2009 (12:53)
                    The Banquet
Issue 3 - Halloween Special
Friday the 30th of October, 2009


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Dead Poet's Corner
I live in a house with no windows.
A black curtain hangs on my door.
The voices of conscience torment me.
I live in a room with no floor.

There’s dirt in the corner I can’t see.
There’s water that runs down the wall.
There’re mice in the attic above me,
And rats playing games in the hall.

I live in a house with no windows,
And sleep in a room with no heat.
The darkness of life that surrounds me,
Keeps out the sounds of the street.

I wake when the shadows have fallen,
And walk when the memories cease.
When purpose in life has no meaning,
And only the wicked find peace.

Each night you sense that I'm by you,
And you feel my breath as you sleep,
It's me you keep thinking you're seeing,
as out from the shadows I creep.

I live in a room with no windows,
I live in a house that’s now yours.
It’s my voice you think that you’re hearing,
For I died in this room with no doors.
- Richard Jones

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A Terribly Creepy Tale (100% true)
Warning: the following report has not been made up or exaggurated for the purpose of fright - all facts below are genuine and real. If the topic of death unsettles you then I reccomend that you don't read further.
The song 'Gloomy Sunday' was written in 1933 in Hungary and has become known as the Hungarian Suicide Song. Seventeen suicides were commited in Hungary after listening to the song, a majority of which left lyrics in the song in their death notes. After the song was re-written in English it became popular in America and further song-related deaths occured as a result. Over 200 suicide cases across the world have been found to be directly linked with the song. The man who wrote the original song, Rezo Seress, said that the song was aimed to make his ex-girlfriend come back to him. After it was released, Mr. Seress played the song to his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to win her back, but the very next day she was found dead in her home with a death note simply saying 'Gloomy Sunday'. Then shortly after, Rezo himself took his own life. The song is now banned in most countries around the world and was only recently unbanned in Britain. The original song ofcourse is avaliable on youtube however it is highly recommended that anyone who is depressed does not listen to it.


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Did You Know?
1 in 50 people in the UK are psycopaths.

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||___|________|__|______|_______|      ||
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|| \ \ "Boo! Trick or Treat!"
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"Listen, Sis, if you say "Trick or Treat"
when the people come to the door, they
they give you sweets. Save those eggs
to throw at their house ONLY if no one
answers -- not WHEN they asnwer, fgs!"
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Quackth offline
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Cloudbusting
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
30-Oct-2009 (12:59)
Did You Know?
1 in 50 people in the UK are psycopaths.

I never knew that. I'm going to be nervous answering the door tomorrow :(

Good newsletter. I love the pictures.

I just youtubed 'Gloomy Sunday'. Can't say I want to kill myself yet though.
PixelRainbow. offline
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Pickin' up on that feline beat
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
30-Oct-2009 (13:03)
Coool. :D
Yibi offline
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RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
30-Oct-2009 (19:02)
Thankyou x) Hope you weren't too creeped out. lol
nathan-s-2k7 offline
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The Human Mastermind
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
30-Oct-2009 (23:29)
*Has spasm*
Alexsome offline
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they will stop degrading us.
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
31-Oct-2009 (19:00)
1 in 50 people in the UK are psycopaths.

That's reassuring :p
Good newsletter :))
kwlioboy offline
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ROOM 60!!
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
07-Nov-2009 (09:08)
I'm scared to listen to that song now. >_<
lBlackSun offline
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Spend christmas with DIA
RE: The Banquet - Issue Three
09-Nov-2009 (20:47)
Cool