Quite Possibly The Best Video Ever!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJ6bTnco00

'I just had some bacon. Anybody ever had bacon before? It's good. Oh, my greasy lover, bacon. It's the best!'

'You know bacon's bad when a healthier choice is a donut.'

'It's literally a restriction on entering certain religious. "Our rules: No Killing, No Cheating on Your Wife, No Bacon." "Oooh, what was that last one?" "No Bacon." "Aaah, I'm in the wrong line".'

Hello Bacon Lovers,
This Page Is Devoted To Bacon (:
The 'Bacon Hair' Must Be Used In Caution, In Case You Eat Your Own Hair.
Bad Times.

Bacon Can Be Very FATTY Such As A Little Miss Piggy...
Anyway...
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Have Funnnnn (;
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Whilst surfering the inter-web, I found this AMAZING slice of bacon related info:
Regular sliced bacon is .062 inches thick. Thin sliced bacon is thinner [You wouldn't have guessed that, would you?] at .031 inches thick. And I thought to myself [Which is quite amazing in itself, seeing as I have no brain to think with] "Is there a sad little man sat all by himself in the bacon factory MEASURING each slice of bacon that factory produces?" If so, I WANT THAT JOB!

Yeah, but that's the thing! What would happen if a slice of bacon was TOO thin . . Then what would they do? Oooo, I bet the sad little man has a little gas stove, a loaf of bread and a frying pan next to him, he could make bacon sarnies with all the wrong sized bits! NOW I SERIOUSLY WANT THAT JOB!

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Created on: 12-Aug-2008

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GINGER BACON! Wahey For Pigs Everywhere! They Go Oink, They Give Us Bacon, We Laugh At Them! This Is The Bacon Appreciation Group! WE LOVE BACON! Join This Group If You Do Too;] P.S Bacon hair is a bad look for EVERYONE and should be worn with caution.

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  • :JagerBomb

    SWINE FLU!

     
  • Laura923

    its not a waste of Bacon

     
  • Bras?

    OMG I LOVE BACON!
    ESPECIALLY BACON SANDWICHES OXOX

     
  • SWEDENnicke

    Lots of bacon hairs in here... scary!

     
  • XxXChazzyXxX

    O.o
    If It Was TOO Thin..
    Post It Too Me :]
    :L
    Love Youu
    x

     
  • Soph0708

    Yeah, but that's the thing! What would happen if a slice of bacon was TOO thin . . The what would they do? Oooo, I bet he has a little gas stove, a loaf of bread and a frying pan next to him, he could make bacon sarnies with all the wrong sized bits! NOW I SERIOUSLY WANT THAT JOB!

     
  • XxXChazzyXxX

    Omg About The Thinly Slicing Bacon Bit
    Im Actually Crying With Laughter :LLLL
    I Can Just Imagine A Little Crippled Man With A Ruler
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I Love You Soph!
    AHAHAHA
    x

     
  • Mant1core

    Bacon is horrible, But meh. :P

     
  • XxXChazzyXxX

    bacon
    OOFT
    happy huumping

    AYE?

     
  • Soph0708

    Wahey n Welcome to THE BACON PAGE!! A whole page DEVOTED to bacon . . .