Quite Possibly The Best Video Ever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJ6bTnco00
'I just had some bacon. Anybody ever had bacon before? It's good. Oh, my greasy lover, bacon. It's the best!'
'You know bacon's bad when a healthier choice is a donut.'
'It's literally a restriction on entering certain religious. "Our rules: No Killing, No Cheating on Your Wife, No Bacon." "Oooh, what was that last one?" "No Bacon." "Aaah, I'm in the wrong line".'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJ6bTnco00
'I just had some bacon. Anybody ever had bacon before? It's good. Oh, my greasy lover, bacon. It's the best!'
'You know bacon's bad when a healthier choice is a donut.'
'It's literally a restriction on entering certain religious. "Our rules: No Killing, No Cheating on Your Wife, No Bacon." "Oooh, what was that last one?" "No Bacon." "Aaah, I'm in the wrong line".'
Hello Bacon Lovers,
This Page Is Devoted To Bacon (:
The 'Bacon Hair' Must Be Used In Caution, In Case You Eat Your Own Hair.
Bad Times.
Bacon Can Be Very FATTY Such As A Little Miss Piggy...
Anyway...
Join This Group+
Have Funnnnn (;
Happy Huumping
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This Page Is Devoted To Bacon (:
The 'Bacon Hair' Must Be Used In Caution, In Case You Eat Your Own Hair.
Bad Times.
Bacon Can Be Very FATTY Such As A Little Miss Piggy...
Anyway...
Join This Group+
Have Funnnnn (;
Happy Huumping
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Whilst surfering the inter-web, I found this AMAZING slice of bacon related info:
Regular sliced bacon is .062 inches thick. Thin sliced bacon is thinner [You wouldn't have guessed that, would you?] at .031 inches thick. And I thought to myself [Which is quite amazing in itself, seeing as I have no brain to think with] "Is there a sad little man sat all by himself in the bacon factory MEASURING each slice of bacon that factory produces?" If so, I WANT THAT JOB!
Regular sliced bacon is .062 inches thick. Thin sliced bacon is thinner [You wouldn't have guessed that, would you?] at .031 inches thick. And I thought to myself [Which is quite amazing in itself, seeing as I have no brain to think with] "Is there a sad little man sat all by himself in the bacon factory MEASURING each slice of bacon that factory produces?" If so, I WANT THAT JOB!
Yeah, but that's the thing! What would happen if a slice of bacon was TOO thin . . Then what would they do? Oooo, I bet the sad little man has a little gas stove, a loaf of bread and a frying pan next to him, he could make bacon sarnies with all the wrong sized bits! NOW I SERIOUSLY WANT THAT JOB!

