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A woman has been jailed for causing havoc in her neighbourhood while dressed as a cow Michelle Allen, 32, was arrested after repeated acts of disorderly conduct in Middletown, Ohio, local police said.
Her offences included chasing children while drunk and urinating on her neighbour's front porch.
She had been hired to wear the bovine outfit to promote a theme park - but ended up an 'udder disgrace'.
After her drunken rampage, Ms Allen hurled out a series of obscenities while she was being placed under arrest. Since it appeared Ms Allen was not wearing anything else under the cow costume, she had to keep it on for her police mugshot.
And while in custody over the weekend to sober up before her Monday morning court appearance, she mooed at her jailers: "Suck my udders."
Ms Allen has now been sentenced to 30 days in prison for her actions, according to the Post.
