continued...The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

continued...Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes...continued^

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that...continued ^

Wouldn't it suck to be a dick?

1. you live next to two nuts.
2. Your neighbor is a real asshole.
3. You have a head you can't think with.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up!

There was 3 people: Shit, Manners + Fuck you.
They were all spray painting a wall when shit wanted to climb it so manners gave him a budge up the wall, as he got to the top he fell off and lay on the floor in pain. A policeman came and asked fuck you his name, he told him and the policeman said where's your manners fuck you replied, round the corner picking up shit.

Why dose a rat swim on its back

so he can keep his nuts dry

Boy: Have You Got Holes In Your toruses?
Teacher: No!!
Boy: Then How Do You Get Your Feet Through!! XDXDXDXD

(Joke teller) There were 3 guys called me

2 were strait an 1 was gay
the gay 1 went in a gay bar

what was the gay 1 called

(joke listener) me

(joke teller) what so u go in gay bars
llolololol

yo momma so fat the Queen said:

wheres KFC gone from the alphabet

lolololololololololololololololololol

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80 days around the world, 90 round ur mum.

Your mums so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!

A boy went up to the teacher and said "Miss can i go to the toilet please" The teacher said "only if you can do the alphabet2 so the boy did the alphabet abcdefghijklmno qrstuvwxyz After he finished the teacher said "where's the p" the boy said "half way down my legs" :o

This is my new accoutn, my old account SamFrancis11 is in this group Lol

Boy: Have You Got Holes In Your Pants?
Teacher: No!!
Boy: Then How Do You Get Your Feet Through!! xD

What did the dentist say to the man ?

I C D K

Why did the Snooker Player Go to the toilet!

To Pot The Brown!

Why do we breathe out our mouths?
'Coz we breathed out our backside we'd suffercate when we sit down!

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