This is not a drill. A nasty dose of food poisoning is spreading fast throughout the Hotel. During the past few days, all of the Hotel Workers from our Public rooms have called in sick. The few that remain are actually Bots, and they don't get ill. They'd still be working even if the hotel was a blazing wall of fire, but don't take the mick, as Bots have feelings too...
We're not quite in a state of emergency, but we have taken the dramatic decision of raising the Hotel threat warning from the colour mauve to turquoise (that's DEFCON 3 for any trans Atlantic friends amongst us). We haven't had to change from mauve since the Orb of Doom fell into the hands of a criminal mastermind. Perhaps now you can begin to comprehend the magnitude of the outbreak.
The Habbo Office Health Organisation (HOHO) has issued the following statement:
"If you feel ill, do not see your doctor. Just MiniMail them and describe your symptoms. If they match those of the food poisoning epidemic, you'll be prescribed with Tami-poo. You can collect your prescription from any Habbo Hospital where staff are better equipped."
The full range of Habbo Hospital Furni is available right now to help you get better and care for the sick.
We will, hopefully, be back on Monday with an update.
Good luck.
